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PostSubject: jokeS time   Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:05 pm

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa
isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi
selosa, mapagmahal, masipag,
mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!

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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang
babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya
mababastos?
SAGOT: "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang
Tomas ba ang lotion mo?"

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Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay,
mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong
kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain
kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng
mga iyun?!

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Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
Juan: Di ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala...
Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang
section sya!

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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang ...
BULAG?
Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
DULING?
Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!
PILAY?
Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!

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Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw.
totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang 'yun
galing sa mga chuvanes na walang
magawa sa mga chenilyn nila.... chura
nila! hmpf!

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Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin
Girl: Bakit?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
Boy: Yun nga eh...gusto ko rin ang
kuya mo!

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BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):
Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas
talaga ako!

mo misis ko!

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Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto ang mga BEST
partners :
Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa!

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American guy named Paul challenged a
Filipino:
American: Use my name 4 times in a
sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might
Paul in the swimming Paul.

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Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo
ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng
problema mo problema ko... ano
problema natin?
Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo
ang ama!

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Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo...dito
lang ako... dito lang talaga
ako...tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang
pupunta dito! Baka madamay ako..

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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta yung may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Ha, eh di, ..... Baraha.
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:13 pm

aw......


ok....

yun lang?......



,....iba nmn!!
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:38 am

Ayos!!! Bigay ka pa ng marami pa!!! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:04 pm

taasa pud ana oi.........
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:56 pm

ahmmm........


..joke ba yun?.....


char lan!!!!!

....hehehe....

good job giving jokes superior!!!..

keep it up!!!

BTW:....

pls. read BOB ONG's books....

...you'll die................................




laughing!!!!..

laughing laughing laughing laughing
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:43 pm

Yeah... You'll die from laughter!!! Ahahahaha!!!

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:11 am

okey guys... just w8 for the another
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:12 pm

lewl.. ahahaha.
nakakatwa

Q: pde bang maging lotion yung mang tomas? wakoko.

@julie:
d mataas yun.. madami lng. haha

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:01 pm

Pede.... kapag si elaine gumamit!

No offense elaine!!! jowk lng ho!!

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:56 pm

singit ko..
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:00 pm

Ahhh... Okei ! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:08 am

hahahaha.. SINGIT daw XA???
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:47 pm

Pabayaan mo siya... kasi hindi siya kasali sa eksena...

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:00 pm

..er...

bahala gud mo oi....


musingit pud gud koh!!




hahahaha!!
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:19 pm

.hahaha....

acu pud...

lay mupalag..

ok,..opk?
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:06 am

Harhar... Korni nyo oie...

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:22 am

ewww... mong tanan
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:56 pm

Tama ka...

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:29 am

hahahha apil na u,.... hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:53 pm

Okei... Kasali ka rin naman eh...

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:28 am

hahahhahaha.... apil ra kan jyud... dahhhh ..hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:00 pm

Naks naman... Playing sep?

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:13 pm

unsaY Sep? sep On??hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:34 am

...don't know po...



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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:56 am

corni !

sep on ?

duh ?!

piz !

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:47 pm

...ano pla un???






pasabta daw ko ninyo...
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:35 pm

ang daming spam..

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:19 am

Ngerr kayung lahat mga pips!!!

Well

Q: Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?

A: Because...

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:09 am

hahahahaha... pag sure... spam
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:17 pm

kblo q sa answer pete !

Pete: bsta naay msyad .

bloh nka anah ?

Q: htg dw joke/s ?
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:44 pm

...aw..








nyahahaha






xori pro ala ako masyadong alam na jokes eh...
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:49 pm

hai nq tyn2 .

hmm,

bgy kauh ng jokes beh .
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:39 pm

ur wish is my command.. :-)
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:11 pm

okei . tnx .

pro asa nmn ?

haiz .
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:17 pm

naka post na kaya.. ung joke part 2:-)
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:59 am

ah . kk .

tn.awon nlng nq .

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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm

ah...



kya pla...



nyahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:43 pm

samuk .
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PostSubject: Re: jokeS time   Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:47 pm

samuka aneh na post oi..
hahaha...



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