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superiorvrantt
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|  Subject: jokes tym part two(2)  Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:25 am | |
| now.. this is the second part of jokes.. heheheh.. hmmmm happy reading guys.. :-) Ang taong walang bisyo
pulibi- Iho, baka may limang piso ka, palimos naman.
studyante- Naku, ibibili nyo lang po ng sigarilyo!
pulibi- Hindi ako naninigarilyo.
studyante- Siguro ibibili nyo po ng alak.
pulibi- Hindi rin ako manginginom.
studyante- Naku, malamang ibibili nyo ng droga!
pulibi- Wala akong kahit anung bisyo...
studyante- Ganun po ba? Lika, sumama kayo sa bahay.
pulibi- Bakit?
studyante - Ipakikita ko kay Inay kung anung mangyayari
sa mga taong walang bisyo (ngeek!)
God answered his prayers
Nahuli ng titser na may kodigo sa exam ang pupil.
teacher- Ano etong nakatagong papel sa kamay mo?
studyante- Mam, prayers ko lang po yan.
teacher- E, bat may mga sagot dito?
studyante- Ha? Naku, sinagot na ang prayers ko!
Cheater
studyante1- Nahuli ako ng titser na nangopya sa history test kanina.
studyante2- Pa'no nangyari yun?
studyante1- Sa pagmamadali pati name ng classmate ko, nakopya ko.
Adik sa txt
- Ang aralin natin ngayong umaga ay ang abakada.
Sino ang makakabasa sa isinulat ko sa pisara?
BKWLKMGWPRMSYTMWKHHHTWPHHHTMNPRKNT NGA.
IPSMSIBPRMKBWK.
Miscommunication
nanay- Anak, mag-ingat ka sa daan pagpasok sa eskwela.
anak- Opo, Nay!
nanay- Pag may nakita kang sasakyan sa daan, tumabi ka.
anak- Opo, Nay!
nanay- Di ka naman yata nakikinig. Ano nga ba ang bilin ko sa iyo?
anak- Pag may nakita po akong sasakyan sa daan, tatabihan ko po
Graduate na
Matapos ang dalawang taon na pag-aaral sa Manila ay masayang
umuwi ang anak sa kanilang probinsiya.
anak- Itay, sa wakas natapos na rin ako sa pag-aaral.
tatay- Magaling anak! Ano bang tinapos mo?
anak- AB, Itay.
tatay- AB lang inabutan ka nang dalawang taon? Ako, isang taon lang,
tapos ko ang ABC hanggang XYZ!
Mana sa Ama
ama- Musta exams nyo sa eskwela, mga anak?
mga anak- Mabuti po. Nakakuha kami ni Dina ng 100%.
-ama Magaling! Nagmana kayo sa talino ko.
mga anak- 60% po yung sa akin at 40% yung kay Kuya. (Ngeek!)
Text messages ng mag-ina
ina- "no more allowance, send money"
anak- "no more money, tighten your belt"
ina- "send belt"
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:58 pm | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:38 pm | |
| wlay short lng ?
pngit pah jud ang color .
skit sa mta .
pwd nxt tym , blck na color ang gmta ?
tnx . | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:38 pm | |
| okey okey .. but kung black.... hindi na makita... much better kung white,, hehehehe | |
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c(_) coffee
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:38 pm | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
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Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:57 am | |
| hehehehe... ana jyud... dahhhh... | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:04 pm | |
| hehe .
wyt ?
klaru auh .
har . | |
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:12 pm | |
| ui pooh..
palaaway ayu ka buh..
in fairness...
sulit kaayu..
hihi.. |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:29 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:04 pm | |
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superiorvrantt
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:30 am | |
| part 3 and part 4 posted... HEHEHEHE | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:23 pm | |
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julienne_aqni.
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:28 pm | |
| ehem...
ikaw jud pooh ha!??
....ayay kah....
hmmmp.. | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:29 pm | |
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superiorvrantt
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:40 am | |
| ewan ko ba sa inyo...HAHAyz... HEHEHEHE | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:41 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:33 pm | |
| uuuyyyy....
ala lng...
nyahahaha |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:22 pm | |
| aw . tarun goodly ui . haha |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:39 pm | |
| sori poh narrator...
now ko lng po kc naintindihan kung bakit nililink ng mga boys c airee kay vr****... |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:40 pm | |
| ...wahhh..... ....
....unsa nmn ni oi! |
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:43 pm | |
| aw . haha . mm. ke hoo ??
wee ! nka top poster nsad koo !!!! hahahahaha . ka lingaw |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:44 pm | |
| congratz jane...
hapit nasad ko...
nyahahaha |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokes tym part two(2) Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| samuk .
kmuh lahy ggnahan . | |
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