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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
Location : dapit sa ABS-cbn sa likod papunta sa harapan liko tapos bangga then BUKOL
Job/hobbies : onliner,gamer,surfer, nad etc what ever
Mood : 
Registration date : 2008-03-10
|  Subject: jokeS time  Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:05 pm | |
| Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa
isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi
selosa, mapagmahal, masipag,
mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!
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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang
babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya
mababastos?
SAGOT: "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang
Tomas ba ang lotion mo?"
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Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay,
mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong
kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain
kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng
mga iyun?!
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Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
Juan: Di ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala...
Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang
section sya!
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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang ...
BULAG?
Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
DULING?
Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!
PILAY?
Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!
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Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw.
totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang 'yun
galing sa mga chuvanes na walang
magawa sa mga chenilyn nila.... chura
nila! hmpf!
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Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin
Girl: Bakit?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
Boy: Yun nga eh...gusto ko rin ang
kuya mo!
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BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):
Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas
talaga ako!
mo misis ko!
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Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto ang mga BEST
partners :
Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag-isa!
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American guy named Paul challenged a
Filipino:
American: Use my name 4 times in a
sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might
Paul in the swimming Paul.
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Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo
ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng
problema mo problema ko... ano
problema natin?
Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo
ang ama!
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Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo...dito
lang ako... dito lang talaga
ako...tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang
pupunta dito! Baka madamay ako..
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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta yung may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Ha, eh di, ..... Baraha. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:13 pm | |
| aw......
ok....
yun lang?......
,....iba nmn!! |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
Age : 30
Location : I live in a nearby tree
Job/hobbies : PC involved activity
Mood : 
Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:38 am | |
| Ayos!!! Bigay ka pa ng marami pa!!!  | |
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julienne_aqni.
Sub-Moderator
Number of posts : 597
Age : 31
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Registration date : 2008-02-13
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:04 pm | |
| taasa pud ana oi......... | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:56 pm | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
Age : 30
Location : I live in a nearby tree
Job/hobbies : PC involved activity
Mood :
Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| Yeah... You'll die from laughter!!! Ahahahaha!!! | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
Location : dapit sa ABS-cbn sa likod papunta sa harapan liko tapos bangga then BUKOL
Job/hobbies : onliner,gamer,surfer, nad etc what ever
Mood :
Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:11 am | |
| okey guys... just w8 for the another | |
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Macky^
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 201
Age : 32
Location : nasa Likod mo Lng ako
Job/hobbies : Web designing. &_&
Mood : 
Registration date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:12 pm | |
| lewl.. ahahaha.
nakakatwa
Q: pde bang maging lotion yung mang tomas? wakoko.
@julie:
d mataas yun.. madami lng. haha | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
Age : 30
Location : I live in a nearby tree
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:01 pm | |
| Pede.... kapag si elaine gumamit!
No offense elaine!!! jowk lng ho!! | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:56 pm | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:00 pm | |
| Ahhh... Okei !  | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
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Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:08 am | |
| hahahaha.. SINGIT daw XA??? | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:47 pm | |
| Pabayaan mo siya... kasi hindi siya kasali sa eksena... | |
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julienne_aqni.
Sub-Moderator
Number of posts : 597
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Registration date : 2008-02-13
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:00 pm | |
| ..er...
bahala gud mo oi....
musingit pud gud koh!!
hahahaha!! | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:19 pm | |
| .hahaha....
acu pud...
lay mupalag..
ok,..opk? |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:06 am | |
| Harhar... Korni nyo oie... | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
Location : dapit sa ABS-cbn sa likod papunta sa harapan liko tapos bangga then BUKOL
Job/hobbies : onliner,gamer,surfer, nad etc what ever
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Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:22 am | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
Age : 30
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:56 pm | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
Location : dapit sa ABS-cbn sa likod papunta sa harapan liko tapos bangga then BUKOL
Job/hobbies : onliner,gamer,surfer, nad etc what ever
Mood :
Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:29 am | |
| hahahha apil na u,.... hehehehehe | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
Age : 30
Location : I live in a nearby tree
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:53 pm | |
| Okei... Kasali ka rin naman eh... | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
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Job/hobbies : onliner,gamer,surfer, nad etc what ever
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Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:28 am | |
| hahahhahaha.... apil ra kan jyud... dahhhh ..hehehehe | |
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
Age : 30
Location : I live in a nearby tree
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:00 pm | |
| Naks naman... Playing sep? | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
Location : dapit sa ABS-cbn sa likod papunta sa harapan liko tapos bangga then BUKOL
Job/hobbies : onliner,gamer,surfer, nad etc what ever
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Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:13 pm | |
| unsaY Sep? sep On??hehehehe | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:34 am | |
| ...don't know po...
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bang-bang :)
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 1770
Age : 31
Location : sUmwer oBer dA rAinbOw. . .
Job/hobbies : sUrfiNg. . . m2m. . .
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Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:56 am | |
| corni ! sep on ? duh ?! piz !  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:47 pm | |
| ...ano pla un???
pasabta daw ko ninyo... |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:35 pm | |
| ang daming spam.. - Spoiler:
including mine..
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c(_) coffee
Banned! x.X
Number of posts : 855
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Registration date : 2008-02-04
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:19 am | |
| Ngerr kayung lahat mga pips!!! Well Q: Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest? A: Because... - Spoiler:
giluk ilang itlog kay mu sabud sa sagbot...
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
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Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:09 am | |
| hahahahaha... pag sure... spam | |
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bang-bang :)
Global Moderator
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| kblo q sa answer pete !
Pete: bsta naay msyad .
bloh nka anah ?
Q: htg dw joke/s ? | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| ...aw..
nyahahaha
xori pro ala ako masyadong alam na jokes eh...
§(^_^)§ |
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bang-bang :)
Global Moderator
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:49 pm | |
| hai nq tyn2 .
hmm,
bgy kauh ng jokes beh . | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
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Registration date : 2008-03-10
| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:39 pm | |
| ur wish is my command.. :-) | |
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bang-bang :)
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 1770
Age : 31
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:11 pm | |
| okei . tnx .
pro asa nmn ?
haiz . | |
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superiorvrantt
Friendster Tweaker
Number of posts : 180
Age : 33
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:17 pm | |
| naka post na kaya.. ung joke part 2:-) | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:59 am | |
| ah . kk .
tn.awon nlng nq .
tnx . | |
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm | |
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:43 pm | |
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julienne_aqni.
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| | Subject: Re: jokeS time Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:47 pm | |
| samuka aneh na post oi..
hahaha...
...........daghan kaau ug spam!!!! | |
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