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superiorvrantt
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|  Subject: story JOKeS  Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:34 am | |
| ngungung ASO
Gabi nang umuwing mag-isa ang lasing na si Mark. Nang malapit na sa lumang bahay
ay may tumawag sa kanya, "Mark!" Lumingon siya sa paligid nguni't walang nakitang
tao. Itinuloy niya ang paglalakad at naramdamang niyang may sumusunod sa kanya,
"Mark!!" Lumingon uli pero walang nakitang tao kaya kinabahan siya. Binilisan niya
ang paglalakad. Muli niyang narinig ang mas malakas na pagtawag sa kanya, "Mark!
Mark!". Naalala niya ang kuwentong may lumalabas raw na maligno sa lumang bahay.
Medyo nawala ang kanyang pagkalasing sa takot at tumakbo na siya. Pero bigla
siyang napahinto pagtapat sa lumang bahay nang nabasa niya ang nakapaskin sa
bakuran nito: "Mag-ingat sa ngongong aso!"
3 sports men
Three sportsmen - a Chinese, Japanese, and Filipino -found themselves together at
the bar the night before the skills contest. As they were talking, a mosquito flew
overhead making a buzzing sound. The Chinese drew his sword, swung it at the
mosquito, and the mosquito fell crawling on the floor. "I cut off his wings." the
Chinese said.
As they continued with their cocktails another mosquito came flying overhead. Not
to be outdone the Japanese drew his samurai, swung it at the mosquito, and the
mosquito fell dead on the floor. "I cut off his head so he won't bother us again,"
the Japanese said.
As luck would have it, a third mosquito came buzzing around. Not to be intimidated
the Filipino drew his gulok, swung it at the mosquito,and the mosquito quickly flew
away. Sounding unimpressed with his skill the Chinese and Japanese said in unison,
"You let that mosquito go?" To which the Filipino replied, "Oh, I just cut him off
so he won't father any more new mosquitoes."
running
Paul and Peter come across a ferocious bear while hiking in the forest. Paul quickly
takes off his boots and starts to run away. Peter followed behind him.
Peter - (catching his breath) You think you can out-run the bear by taking-off
your boots?
Paul - (looking back at Peter) No, but I can out-run you!
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bang-bang :)
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:37 pm | |
| kpOi bsa . taas kauh .
bloh nmn q anang 1st nmo na joke .
haiz . | |
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superiorvrantt
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:33 pm | |
| hahahahaha.... more understanding lang poh... heheeh hmm hayaan nyo poh... hindi na ako mag post ng story joke... hehehehe | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:12 pm | |
| okei .
itz up 2 u . niak3x . | |
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superiorvrantt
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:17 pm | |
| hehehehe... request mo ehh...  | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:59 am | |
| anah d.i nah xah ?
pg.xur .
hmm, | |
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superiorvrantt
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:22 pm | |
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Macky^
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:30 pm | |
| Comedy ung topic pero ang usapan nyo naging ACTION! LewL. | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:27 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:41 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:54 pm | |
| wala sabi ko.... hehehehe | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:23 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:41 pm | |
| cgeg yaw2x uie mrag adik!!!!  |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| ♪ baho kag nwong ♪ ♪ mgyaw2 juhd q ky naah mn q baba ♪ ♪ imung nwong mn gud kay murag toot ! ♪ ♪  ♪ | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:01 pm | |
| aba.... Away ba??/ HEHEHEHEH | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:21 pm | |
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lilfroLEY™
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:22 am | |
| pwde i.xummarize yan??? ? | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:45 pm | |
| uieeeee.....
hahaha
pooh...
hahahaha..
naa na pud mo..
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| ♫ watever . ♫ ♫ qng asa q, naah puhd kahng 5656 ! ♫ ♫ ayp ! ibut ng buhok nmo sa ilong run ♫  | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:37 pm | |
| hahaahahahahha....
vrent11 4 lyff...
hahaahahahahha..
nyc noh..
combi sa inyong namezzz.
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:39 pm | |
| ♫ bhla gud kah uie ! ♫
♫ bax ♫
♫ and ♫
♫ krienn ♫
♫ 4ever ♫
♫ no erase, period ♫
♫ naah sah aqng padlock nd the key ♫ | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:57 pm | |
| pag xure uie!!!! naa gani sa ako ang padlock nd d key period no erase!!!!! bleehhhhhhh |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:23 pm | |
| pa'uso man ng no erase , no period uie.....! |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:45 pm | |
| ♫ suya kah, 2wad ! ♫
♫ apply kah lupad ? ♫
♫ bwahahaha . ♫ | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:43 am | |
| ngek... pati nym may combi?? | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:15 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:42 pm | |
| ka harsh nmo floyd uie..
cge buhatan pud tika..
julif..
o!!
para jud na sa imo!!
combi sa nym ninyo ni julie!!
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:58 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: story JOKeS Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:10 pm | |
| anong ginamin mo na mao na na??? |
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